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Almost every industry or ethnicity has a lightbulb joke.

We love to hear them and to tell them but have you ever heard one about debt counselling?  No? Probably not, so Debtfree DIGI is on the hunt for the most popular DC Lightbulb joke.

We have a few submissions from readers. If you like one Debt Counsellor lightbulb joke in particular or want to submit your own then mail: joke@debtfreedigi.co.za. Who knows, you could even win a lightbulb…(just joking).

 

Q:  How many Debt Review Call Center people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring  Ring-ring  ring-ring…..

 

Q: How many Debt Review Call Center Operators does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Who can tell? Call Centre Operators are always in the dark.


Q.  How many Debt Counsellors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.  None.  They’d rather blame the wording of the Act.

 

Q:  How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None, a consultant will do it.

 

Q: How many people at the NCR does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they contract out for things like that.

 

Q:  How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  2000. One to change it and other 1999 to debate whether the change was correct in view of the NCA and the NCR task Team report.

 

Q. How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. As per your terms and conditions of registration the PDA have to change the bulb.

 

Q:  How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  None. They’d just go round telling everyone that it’s time for a change to the light socket but the only way this can come about is if the DTI does something about it .

 

Q:  How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Four. One to determine if the bulb is indeed dark. One to send the proposals to the light socket. One to submit the court documents. One to complain to the NDMA when the light socket sends an 86(10) saying they no longer wish to be part of the process and of course, the PDA to screw in the new bulb into a holding account.

 

Q. How many Debt Counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Those lightbulbs can no longer be accepted for change as per the code of conduct.

 

If you have a Debt Counselling Light Bulb Joke you would like to submit why not leave us a comment below?

 

 

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